Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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