shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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