yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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