Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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