One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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