Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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