Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
My life is pants optional.
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