i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
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I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
What changed your mind?
Being sober
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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