at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
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look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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