we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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