You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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