Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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