so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
