That's intense
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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