It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Floor bacon is actually really good
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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