Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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