don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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