I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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