chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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