So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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