I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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