Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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