I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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