it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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