worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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