so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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