I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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