I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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