respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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