In the future we'll all be gay
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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