i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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