He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I have post one night stand depression
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