I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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