It was confusing and full of hummus
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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