I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
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