do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
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well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Are we still banned from the library?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
false alarm, still single
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