I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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