Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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