oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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