Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
hell yes lets make some ravioli
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
