goodnight i made you a song goodbye
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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