Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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