i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
