Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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