Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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