When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
The air was thick with penises
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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