Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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