you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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