i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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