i jhust puked up my retainher.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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