No awkward lesbian experiences without me
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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