M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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