Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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