Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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