just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You may now shotgun with the bride
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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