Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize