had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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