Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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