its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i want to swaddle you in tequila
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
did i just pee glitter
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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